I wonder what Ed Hochuli is getting for Christmas

[Brian]

1. some barley
2. lettuce iron
3. bottle of fanta
4. pretty nice matching pen and pencil set
5. mittens
6. sod far
7. mop handle
8. metric Phillips head screwdriver

[Brian]

9. carbon paper
10. yellow salad tongs
11. 8 grit sandpaper
12. patent for Calgon
13. motor car

[Brian]

14. pants
15. 8 lima bean seeds
16. box full of smaller boxes
17. garden ho
18. bottle of pickles that are sliced incorrectly
19. ability to send sonar submarine signals from palm of left hand
20. pitch forks (minimum of 9)

[Jarid in Cedar]

21. Magnesium Firestarters
22. Model of USS Arizona made out of used matchsticks
23. Remnant of Japanese Kamikazi that hit the USS Bunker Hill

[Brian]

24. fireplace poker
25. bandanna
26. laverne and shirley lunch pail
27. 4 pieces of high brow humor
28. sewing machine power cord

[Brian]

29. a bag of semicolons
30. sword
31. plain white t-shirt
32. skinny jeans
33. fake beard made from burlap

[Brian]

34. book of matches
35. 4 gallon gasoline can
36. 12 crayons
37. plumber's putty
38. slice of cake
39. 2 radians
40. protractor with semi worn off numbers

[Brian]

41. green funnel
42. season pass to Lagoon
43. AOL account
44. swimming pool filled with various legumes
45. set of butter knives
46. 3 week training course to be a cobbler
47. opaque knapsack

[purplmonkeydishwashr]

48. turnip seeds
49. belly button lint
50. Lone Ranger underpants
51. paint swatch
52. oil painting lessons from Stanton Morgan
53. velour tube socks

[Jarid in Cedar]

54. Validation from purplmonkeydishwashr

[Brian]

55. pantomime face paint
56. guillotine neck holder thingy
57. magnifying lens carrying case
58. cello
59. assortment of hardy weeds
60. lunch date with Ed Asner

[wuapinmon]

61. 61* on Blu-Ray

[Brian]

62. coral from the pacific ocean
63. autograph from the dude in the commercial who would come to do the door and say "weeee would like to play"
64. novel about corn
65. paint brush
66. a pet fish named 'earl'
67. spare nostril
68. photographic paper

[Brian]

69. 8-track tape of Beavis laughing
70. mechanical pencil farm
71. sandwhich
72. date with a proton
73. orange shoes with stripes
74. 3 year contract with minor league circus
75. bottle rockets
76. battery powered butter knife

[Brian]

77. pair of Toughskins made from mayonaise
78. regulation length and weight javelin
79. the moon
80. a yellow boomerang with horns
81. 3 month service from Merry Maids
82. brownie recipee

[GarthUte]

83. A certified previously-owned pea for his whistle.
84. The entire set of The Muppets Save Manhattan commemorative plates.
85. An all-expenses-paid vacation for two to Deluth, MN.

[wuapinmon]

86. 1986 Topps Traded set with the Barry Bonds and Pete Incaviglia cards missing.

[Brian]

87. philips head screw driver
88. to be related to the super happy lady in the Calgon comercial
89. 31 point font

[Brian]

90. carrot earings
91. telescope made from toilet paper tubes
92. spare forearm
93. orange eye patch
94. cutlass
95. friend named Uncle Simon
96. carton of whoppers
97. noodles
98. 4 ocean waves
99. a medium sized loom
100. parrot food
101. package of juicy fruit gum

[Brian]

102. qtip (with moderate ear sauce on it)
103. tape for tennis racket handle
104. penguin beak
105. fiercely attacked by ostrich
106. snare drum
107. phone
108. turquoise tooth implant
109. world class marble playing ability

[RobinFinderson]

110. An orange with a pornographic looking growth on it.
111. A prime number shaped cake.
112. A platinum grill for his two front teeth.
113. An empty beer can with a secret compartment.

[RobinFinderson]

114. A cold french fry with a bit of potato peel on one end.
115. A very old dog with only days to live, to succor in its passage to doggie heaven
116. Three chords and the truth
117. A cracked cricket bat autographed by Don Bradman

[RobinFinderson]

118. A Greek Orthodox pickle
119. A joke can of peanut-brittle cocked with a springing toy snake
120. Plastic practice lips
121. A can of oyster sauce
122. Two weeks of his neighbor's bundled junk mail

[RobinFinderson]

123. A vintage Flip camera
124. A kit for making custom-flavored jawbreakers
125. Owl scat and a dental pick
126. A quarter-scale model R2D2

[RobinFinderson]

127. A basketball with the word 'brick' printed on it
128. A Cruise/McGillis Top Gun movie poster autographed by Val Kilmer
129. A purple-stained beaker
130. A decorative syringe

[RobinFinderson]

131. A handwritten invitation to receive Christ into his heart, as his own personal savior.
132. A gasoline-powered robotic quadrocopter
133. An inflatable Jimmer doll.
134. A spoon bent by Uri Geller

[RobinFinderson]

135. Creatine lotion
136. A blister pack of mint tic-tacs in a glass box etched with the words, "Break in case of bad breath."
137. A 2007 coupon for a free back massage at the local Sharper Image
138. A porcelain gravy bowl

[RobinFinderson]

139. A copy of Leaves of Grass printed on recycled paper
140. A statuette replica of Michelangelo's David with a fig leaf covering the 'junk'
142. A box of Cuban cigars with the word 'Cuba' crossed out of the phrase 'Product of Cuba' and replaced with the word 'Honduras'
143. A battery-powered leaf blower

[Brian]

144. nostril plugs that can be weaponized with a hearty sneeze
145. wax paper
146. Abraham Lincoln's toe nail clippings
147. 4 pixels
148. patent for masking tape

[RobinFinderson]

149. Chia pet Abraham Lincoln
150. Felt card table
151. Stained popsicle sticks
152. Grease marker set
153. Variety pack of nozzles for shop-vac

[Brian]

154. 9 bushels of pocket lint
155. bow and arrow set
156. soft serve ice cream machine service manual
157. mild interest in professional mountain bike racing
158. 2 boxes

[Brian]

159. moderate chaffing
160. a novelty monocle that is way too big for his eye
161. pet sword fish
162. be glen beck's paper boy
163. lunch with an awning salesman

[Brian]

164. knitting classes with pace mannion
165. sandwich bag factory
166. sandwich bag factory factory
167. sandwich bag factory factory factory
168. a quanta
169. spool of orange thread
170. package of noodles
171. 6 Lincoln logs

[Brian]

172. a Neon atom
173. man purse
174. Sam Wyche collectors mug
175. grover's signature
176. teeth decals
177. light gray hat
178. a subscription to Boy's Life
179. 3 bags of fever
180. a big pile of burlap

[Brian]

181. bucket of starlight mint
182. 4 cans of boiled peanuts
183. stanley steamer operations manual
184. 4 garbanzo beans

[U-Ute]

One week left!

I hope that isn't all. Ed will be so disappointed.

[Scratch]

I don't get it.

[Diehard Ute]

I don't get it.

Glad I'm not the only one

[Mormon Red Death]

Glad I'm not the only one

Ed hoculi is his cat

Sent from my SGH-T999 using Tapatalk 2

[LA Ute]

Glad I'm not the only one


I don't get it.

It's always been a mystery to me too.

[wuapinmon]

185. DNA Test from Ancestry.com
186. New Echota Cherokee Syllabary
187. Lithograph of Sequoyah portrait by Charles Bird King
188. Mike Green 1989 Donruss Diamond King, PSA 9
189. Carrying case for Rocketfish 8-point Star Filter
190. Rotary phone from 205 area code.

[Brian]

191. a clarinet reed
192. smoking jacket with matching ascot
193. 8 pear seeds
194. nethack source code
195. 12 pack of Charmin
196. baseball cap made from sandwich bags
197. pet duck

[Brian]

198. toenail farm
199. brussel sprout trebuchet
200. shoe horn engraved with a nice message from a friend
201. package of staples
202. moribund look from a loved one
203. spatula
204. 4 pieces of milk

[wuapinmon]

205. Keys to the City of Birmingham, Alabama
206. The Black Keys set list from the 2012 Charlotte show
207. Used copy of Charlotte's Web
208. Microsoft Bob Web Browser
209. Bob Hoskins voice emulator gun
210. Baskin Robbins pink sample spoon (used)
211. Tim Robbins's Rita Hayworth poster from Shawshank Redemption
212. A rock that has no earthly business in a Maine hayfield
213. Needle from a haystack
214. Hay for horses
215. CD Single of "Hey Ya" by Outkast
216. LDS Primary recording of "Jesus es mi luz."

[Brian]

217. bar code scanner
218. pancake saw
219. morsel of nutmeg
220. painting of a bale of wire
221. thin moustache that guys who do fancy sword fighting with rapiers usually have
222. a bottle of pills that makes it impossible to sneeze for 3 or 4 hours
223. novelty pair of nail clippers
224. a box of scratch paper
225. 3 ideas for a novella
226. mouse pad
227. spare cornea

[Scratch]

228. This thread: http://www.utahby5.com/showthread.php?1310-Discussions-re-quot-I-wonder-what-Ed-Hochuli-is-getting-for-Christmas-quot

[Brian]

229. a box of berries
230. pants made from lint free fabric
231. a belt with green sparkles
232. a 6 speed car with 4 forward gears, and 2 reverse gears
233. village people LP of his choosing.

[UBlender]

Okay, I think I get it....

234. iPod case
235. wallet
236. dress socks
237. gift card to Barnes & Noble
238. mug for hot chocolate and hot chocolate for the mug

....Nope, still don't get it.

[Scratch]

Okay, I think I get it....

234. iPod case
235. wallet
236. dress socks
237. gift card to Barnes & Noble
238. mug for hot chocolate and hot chocolate for the mug

....Nope, still don't get it.

Thank you for the five valid suggestions, but please take the additional commentary to the other thread.

Wait, dangit, I think I just violated the Multiple Hochuli Thread Standards ("MHTS") by trying to enforce the MHTS.

[Rocker Ute]

So... what the hell did he get for Christmas after all of this build up?

[Brian]

239. 8 croutons
240. spork
241. a small collection of hubcaps
242. pirate cutlass
243. package of novelty pencils

[wuapinmon]

So... what the hell did he get for Christmas after all of this build up?

That's not how this works. The list is the destination.

[Brian]

244. fireplace spark protector grill
245. chalice
246. basic math atari game
247. telegraph clicky thing
248. box of clorox tablets
249. elton john fake eyebrow kit

[Scorcho]

250. weight belt
251. Blackberry
252. protein powder
253. $25 Gap Gift Card
254. Hickory Farms Sausage and Cheese Sampler

[LA Ute]

255. A pair of Brooks Brothers collar stays.

[wuapinmon]

256. A mimeographed copy of this list

[Diehard Ute]

257. A stalking injunction against Brian

[Brian]

258. Ship captain eye glass
259. Spool of gray thread
260. Liter of compressed oxygen
261. Box of trumpet parts.
262. A blade that cuts the perforations on toilet paper

[Rocker Ute]

263. Nose flute
264. A membership in the Jelly of the Month Club (the gift that keeps on giving the whole year through)
265. An authentic Marty McFly orange parka vest
266. Parker Lewis Can't Lose box set
267. Ceramic disc brake pads

[Brian]

268. 4 cheetos
269. wine cork
270. hose for a tattoo needle
271. banjo string cutting snippers
272. nostril camera
273. 2 books of S&H Green Stamps
274. piano tuner bag of tools
275. manual pencil shaperner
276. juicy fruit gum recipe
277. unicorn poster

[U-Ute]

Did Ed get all of his gifts opened?

[Brian]

278. a lepton
279. snake handler tool
280. glass eye making machine
281. eyelash curling device
282. boxing lessons from the factory foreman at the Cusinart factory in Delmont Nebraska
283. beekeepers hat
284. mouse droppings
285. salad bowl

[Scratch]

286. Conformance with the applicable rules for the various Ed-Hochuli-Christmas-related threads.

[Brian]

287. microscope
288. touch up paint for a '88 Cutlass Supreme
289. smoking jacket
290. old german army helmet with the big spike on the top
281. spare rotator cuff

[Brian]

282. Spiro Agnew's favourite pair of mittens
283. a text book on space ships
284. medium container of spackle
285. a few left over forms from the 2010 census
286. Lunch with a person from the US Patent office (Ed chooses the restaurant)
287. a potion that makes him forget what snails are
288. hockey rink goal net

[Brian]

289. box of wire hangars for ski passes
290. knobby motor cycle tires with all the knobs sanded off
291. 8 drywall nails
292. a yellow basket
293. bag of flu

[Brian]

294. postum jar
295. recipe for popcorn
296. keys to a green car
297. popsicle stick making machine
298. pound of wind
299. airplane carpet
300. a bottle of sauce that puts the moist in a moist towelette
301. ear ache

[Brian]

302. sandwhich
303. machine that bends allen wrenches into the "L" shape
304. mortise
305. 3 bolts of fabric used for the liners of purses
306. youtube video of a guy moon walking
307. spare email account
308. keyboard named Earl
309. vhs case

[Brian]

310. cone on the end of the metal doctor tool used to look into ears
311. pill that cures boredom
312. tomato seed seeds
313. mascot
314. sharp looking pen and pencil set

[Brian]

315. can of soda
316. a raspy voice
317. extra tendon in the big toe
318. plastic seat cover from a taxi cab
319. bunion bullion cube
320. 3 harp lessons
321. package of pins
322. 12 orange pills
323. life-sized Lincoln logs
324. 6 pieces of straight slot car racing track

[Brian]

325. Book about birds with a chapter on crows
326. electric shoe buffing machine
327. machine that bends wire into hangars
328. 3 bags of balls for ball point pens
329. a property sticker
330. pogo stick leapers license
331. fencing gloves

[Brian]

332. bag of sawdust
333. plastic giraffe
334. spot-built cleats
335. 34 pillows
336. skoal
337. mr. microphone
338. bruce jenner autograph
339. 7 tennis balls
340. spork
341. some cheese
342. 17 feet of rope
343. orange crayon
344. shoe lace factory
345. venison
346. staple gun
347. pogo stick
348. noodles
349. 7-11 coupons
350. 8-track of Styx
351. hot dog on a stick uniform
352. cuff links
353. 5 rainbow stickers
354. fake beard
355. stilts
356. scarf
357. onion seeds

[Brian]

358. leisure suit with rhinestones
359. gallon maple syrup
360. microscope
361. a saltine
362. bag of poo
363. sling shot
364. mayonnaise
365. magnet
366. spiderman mask
367. earmuffs
368. panther clogs
369. fruit loops
370. piggy bank
371. salad
372. faucet
373. carpet rake

[Brian]

374. trash can liners
375. slip-n-slide
376. sauce
377. 3-in-1 pen
378. 2 carrots
379. flag pole
380. banjo strings
381. mork and mindy lunch pail
382. deer guts
383. racoon
384. o'neil water skiis

[Brian]

385. bow and arrow set
386. carton of bb
387. cuttle bone
388. pixie stick